Feast your eyes on this!

It’s been way too long since I’ve been able to be myself! I’ve been undercover for the past 8ish months months, doing my own sort of community service.

You see, I was hit by a bit of malevolent community spirit after posting my past post. I started thinking about how evil-deprived my childhood was and I decided that I wasn’t going to let that happen to another innocent, devil-eyed child! So, I went undercover. A print out of the child’s list was never far from me and I managed to get a couple done. Unfortunately, by a total freak occurrence, one of them didn’t go to plan and it looked like I had nothing to do with it. But since I was undercover, I couldn’t risk breaking cover even for a second.

To whittle away the time (because being undercover can get boring as hell) I decided to sketch out a few designs for a logo. Once I got back to the lair, I fired up the MX3V1L Supercomputer and scanned in the sketches. Not long afterwards, these two designs popped out. It even churned out a gray version for some odd reason.

So, what do you think? Should the I adopt this logo as the official logo for my top secret lair? If so, which one? Do you like the name with the big logo, or the name with little logos over the i’s?

Keep me posted on your evil doings!

Evil 5th Grader

It seems that there's still evil brewing in the minds of young kids today. I hope my future children are at least this ingenious. If this were my childhood plan though, I'd make a few changes.

Picture source: http://www.foundmagazine.com/comments/3786

I bet you thought I was going to tell you my childhood plans, didn't you? Well, for all you know, they're still my plans and so it would be foolish telling you them.

Out of the loop?

I'm being overcome by the feeling that I'm a bit out of the loop. As well as my own blog, there are a couple other supervillain blogs that I know about (those being Mistress DeathBlade and Secret Underground Lair). Now, of those two blogs, both of them seem to be in some sort of evil group whether it be active or passive in nature.

Personally, I had no idea that these kinds of groups even existed. That may be because I'm only new or because of the area I live in (after all, I only met Mistress DeathBlade when I went a few miles out of my area).

So, my evil lads and ladies, are there more of you than I thought or am I getting the wrong end of the somewhat evil stick?

Monetizing Tweets?

I came across a website today that will allow me to monetize my Twitter updates by inserting an advert once every 5 or so tweets. The ads will be related to what I tweet (or as best as the algorithm can do), so you wouldn't be getting ads advertising baby products or the like unless that's what I've tweeted about.

Now, I would like your feedback on this, my loyal readers. If you can do me a favour and vote in the poll below, it'd be a huge help.

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Six menacing towers fit for a supervilain

While we're on the subject of secret lairs, I just found a great blog post featuring six menacing towers fit for a supervillain. When I become your lord and master, I'm going to have to look into the state of these towers after my worldwide 'hostile takeover'. If they're not too badly damaged, I'm going to have to use at least one of these as my base of operations. My favourite by far is definitely the Taipei 101 tower in (you guessed it) Taipei, Taiwan.


I mean, come on, it just screams "Evil HQ". Plus, I'm a big fan of red and any dark colour, so it's a great tower for me. Also, is it just me or does it look an awful lot like Wang's tower in the Xbox 360 game, Crackdown? Which, by the way is a really great game.

A little side note: I've come to realise that I can't really do this whole evil thing alone. I need to step up my evil activities which in turn will give me evil stories to impress the ladies and which in turn will leave me with a lovely lady to make obscenely evil babies with. Otherwise, how else am I going to keep my empire going for as long as possible?
Maybe I'll be lucky and the ladies will come to me. I sincerely doubt it though. After all, I only get somewhere between 2 and 5 hits a day on the blog.

Secret nuclear bunker not really that secret

I may have found a new location for my secret lair and it has all the features I need. It's large, spacious, heavily armoured enough to withstand a nuclear strike, deep underground and perfect for a lair. The only problem is, it's not really that secret.

Evil Plan (TM)

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a military general. This will cause the world to leave, terrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

Created with the Evil Plan Generator.